“my busch lite is gone”
this video should have a million notes and a primetime emmy
this is absolutely terrifying this dude crashes his goddamn car and doesn’t stop filming and is relatively unaffected. not really even upset that much seemingly?
was this even filmed by a human, or by some type of powerful mysterious creature in human form?
(via spookymoeghost)
CALLING ALL PARENTS: Protect Your Children From Pedophiles By Reading The Groundbreaking New E-Book ‘Pedophile Poundhouse: Supreme Boyhouse Eternal (Lick Boys In The House): The Novel’
Doug talks to pedophile expert Bruno Landers about his new e-book that depicts the terrifying scourge of pedophiles that liberals are unleashing on America. If you are a parent, you HAVE to buy this book and learn the TRUTH before it’s too late!
*primal screams*
my favorite thing was when people were saying Oberlin’s cafeteria was engaging in “cultural appropriation” bc of prepackaged sushi and like the banh mi used cibatta bread instead of baguettes and when Lena Dunham came out in a show of “solidarity” with the students from her alma mater that were protesting people were like “you know, hearing this stuff come from Lena Dunham’s mouth does actually really show how incredibly fucking stupid that all is” like her support of CA-discourse was enough to make people realize that maybe they shouldnt uncritically support it all the time
Clinton Already Working On Follow-Up Book Casting Blame For Failures Of First
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Saying it would provide a candid account of her experiences writing an unsuccessful tell-all, sources confirmed Thursday that Hillary Clinton is already working on a follow-up book casting blame for the failures of her previous memoir What Happened. “From my agent negotiating that underwhelming deal with Simon & Schuster, to the graphic designer’s lackluster cover art, to my so-called supporters who couldn’t be bothered to drop $17.99 for the hardcover copy—everyone had a hand in undermining my last book’s success,” reads a passage from the introduction to Clinton’s What Also Happened, which repeatedly decries her prior book’s “indecipherable” font and dedicates an entire chapter to lashing out at her copy editor for making her look like “an idiot third-grader.” “I’ll never forget how Amazon buried me and how Barnes & Noble completely sabotaged me by displaying my book way in the back in that no man’s land by the CDs. Frankly, it’s obvious I got screwed on all sides.” Accusing them of stealing her spotlight, the book reportedly concludes with a long list of every other celebrity who published a memoir in the past year.
(via memecucker)
